TOP TEN ROCKSTARS WHO KNOWS HOW TO PARTY
Many people would die to be a rock star, but it’d probably be good enough to die just to party with these. From animal sacrificers to dance club sultans, these masters of the rock ’n’ roll lifestyle know how to have a good time.
Alice Cooper
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For our first rocker, I took a lesson from Barnabas of the recent Dark Shadows film. Who better than the master of shock rock? Just in time for summer.
Gene Simmons
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No list of party rockers is complete without KISS’s most famous member. I imagine his parties all include too much makeup, an absurdly long tongue, and the midget version of KISS from the Dr. Pepper commercial.
Ozzy Osbourne
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What could be better than a bash on a crazy train? I know he’s sober now, and that’s great, but for party’s sake we’ll probably have to take the bat-biting, incomprehensible version.
David Bowie
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After Labyrinth, his outfits,and “A Space Oddity,” I don’t think I can even imagine what his parties are like. But I’d like to find out.
Bruce Dickinson
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Continuing along with the eccentric rockers, the quintessential twisted power-metal maestro’s parties probably feature severed heads, sword fights, and galloping on horses waving the British flag.
Slash
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He once dropped his cigarette onto his guitar mid-solo and let it burn into his stomach while he finished, not missing a beat. Plus he could teach everyone how to have awesome hair.
Bret Michaels
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The penultimate 80s rock star, master of decadence and excess. This man’s probably seen some things I could never dream of.
Bob Dylan
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This one’s for the mellow side of the party spectrum. After rocking out with all the crazy 80s chaps, it’d be nice to wind down and sip some whiskey while listening to the raspy ramblings of rock’s greatest raconteur.
Andrew W. K.
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His only hit was about how he “always parties hard.” He smashes his face into bricks. He plays classical piano. Rock on.
LMFAO
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In the interest of including one modern, practicing rock star entry, we have this wild duo rounding out the list. They brought the term “party rock” into the world’s party vocabulary. They wrote an anthem about it. Maybe you’ve heard.
